For those looking for a quick simple remedy that you can do in the privacy of your own home, I am sorry to say you will not find one. There is just no such thing as a home remedy for pearly penile papules (aka hirsuties papillaris genitalis) There is nothing you will find lying around on the shelf or in shops that will work... full stop.

The idea of a quick home remedy can be appealing. Something you or I can buy at the shop, at a pharmacy or prescribed by a doctor and apply at home without having to show or tell anyone. Then bam! they disappear.

I had this mind set for the majority of the last 11 years. It took me this long to realise that nothing I could do at home would make my pearly penile papules disappear. I tried every thing under the sun. Every single time I was disappointed. There is just no topical treatment medical or otherwise available to treat pearly penile papules or hirsuties papillaris genitalis. Here are just some of the home remedies I tried and I am sure many others have tried too:

• Toothpaste
• Betadine (iodine) liquid & powder
• Mud mask
• Vitamin A and E
• Honey
• Aspirin
• Oatmeal
• Talcum powder (to keep area dry)
• Saturation with water (to keep the area moist)
• Olive oil (to keep area moisturised)
• Changing diet to whole foods
• Becoming a vegetarian for a period
• Chinese herbs
• Herbal teas
• Egg white
• Aloe Vera
• Not masturbating
• Masturbating more (fun but no change)
• Retina A cream
• Covering with plastic wrap
• Calamine lotion
• Keeping my foreskin back
• Try to rip them off
• Piercing them with hot needle
• Baby oil
• Tea tree oil
• Eucalyptus oil
• Lemon juice
• Apple cider vinegar
• Trying to cut the tips off (do not even try)
• Salt
• Epsom salts
• Acne wash
• I was even on acne medication for a year or so 
• Taking various combinations of vitamins

...and many other strange and imaginative products which I will not name to preserve a least a little dignity. Basically, if you can find it around the home, I have probably tried it.

Others guys with pearly penile papules (aka hirsuties papillaris genitalis) have tried more radical approaches such as wart removal products (creams and freezing), tediously applying iodine and even a report of someone applying potentially disfiguring chlorine! All with no effect.

In no way did I try anything dangerous or potentially damaging to my penis. Any touted home remedy that could do more damage or cause harm is never worth attempting.

There is just no cream or topical product that you can apply that will make pearly penile papules disappear. A quick search on google or yahoo will result in numerous medical articles relaying the same message.

However, if like me, you want your pearly penile papules or hirsuties papillaris genitalis  removed for cosmetic reasons, and to ease any anxieties that you may feel, there is a simple cosmetic procedure available that is supported by the medical profession. CO2 laser treatment has been documented as effective and I am living proof that it works. It is a very effective treatment with little discomfort and disruption to your life. NoMorePapules.com details my experience through treatment.